Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is… drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren’t joining this site anyway, you’re not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.
Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can’t keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You’d kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.
F1 is kinda wild. There’s constant talk about the performance of two rookies not even half way through their first season meanwhile Nico Hülkenberg gets his 3037th chance to not win a podium ever
What did Nico do to get f1 tumblr so heated 😭😭
Sexism. Misogyny.
Give me the context, that doesn’t help 💀
there’s more but google is free and this took me literally 2 Minutes to pull up.
Can’t be bothered putting this on the original post because it will disappear in the notes, but I promise as a native speaker of New Zealand English that when we use “chips” to refer to both fries-chips and crisps-chips, this is not a source of confusion in 99% of cases because, uh, it is pretty obvious from context that “fish and chips” (deep fried food) is not the same as “I’ll bring some chips for D&D” (an occasion on which cold/room-temperature snacks are consumed). This operates in exactly the same way as the many other words in various English dialects which have contextual meanings.
In the VERY SMALL number of circumstances where someone is confused, this can be clarified immediately by referring to either “hot chips” (fries/wedges/etc) or “potato chips” (crisps). Anybody who is confused after this is either 1) a small child 2) not a native speaker of New Zealand English or 3) has…really specific and unusually limited life experience in re: chips.
To be fair, about a quarter of NZers are not native speakers of New Zealand English so this is not an uncommon occurrence, but our dialect is perfectly understandable TO US, thank. (And IME non-native speakers who move here pick up this distinction in pretty short order because, again, it’s not that confusing in day-to-day speech.)
What this does mean, however, is that I was extremely offput and disappointed this week to find that the “hot chip” of the “be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie” meme actually means, like, spicy Doritos. that ENTIRELY changes the meaning and quite frankly ruins it for me. gutted.
Oh god the last part threw me to the ground and I’m American. This can’t be true
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S A SPICY DORITO KIND OF CHIP
NO IT’S THE KIND YOU HAVE WITH TOMATO SAUCE I AM GUTTED
The girls that are associated with the meme are always eating Doritos or Cheetos though?
